... Sigh ... And to think that we laugh in class! Yes, we laughed for real! I remember our high school biology teacher was charged with the task of keeping the lessons of sex education by fusing it with the study of the reproductive organs. During the lecture there was explaining contraceptives and how they work. Likely to dampen any embarrassment, he made a couple of lines recalling the lessons of his course (probably college), so he told us that his professor to explain the effectiveness of the Ogino-Knaus had told them that perhaps half of in attendance was born in Following the application of this method
... And we went down to make us laugh a tasty behind these two adventurous sexologists ... But then here comes the joke with the "B"
capital ... "Anyway - says our teacher - all these methods have a higher percentage, although low, error ... "We now ask some assessment figures and she writes the percentages next to the contraceptive method that comes to 99% with the pill and the condom. Finished writing, she turns around and break a bit 'long silence due to the statistical exercise on the blackboard says
"However, the system more secure than ever Prevention is all voluntary "We do not see this method of contraception in the list on the chalkboard and ask him what it is this voluntary preemption as effective and she says she almost laughed," Well, it means voluntarily abstain from sexual intercourse .... -____-;
We remain silent for a moment with the typical expression of disbelief and then cartoons, no longer able to keep us there sbellichiamo laughter and the phrase that we hold is hardly "Thanks to the c§§&!!! "
Then the years passed and we reached our days and to Cardinal Ruini, who, not wanting to interfere in any way with the law of a secular state and independent reserves every day a little room to say that the church believes it would be better to do rather than what .... I watch and try not to laugh to hear his "admissions" on a secular state in the same speech in which data in hand, he wrote his report did not say the moral issue (which might be more relevant and perhaps even in its jurisdiction) but the budget package, saying that the money go to this well while this one did not have the money to give ... The problem is that someone pays attention and begins to collect seeds launched from the "SMC" (Holy Mother Church would be) it starts talking about the law on abortion, its proper application on the advice and everything that revolves around a pregnant woman ... And here begins a whirlwind of incredible disasters that aim to "better inform the woman that you know that if abortion is a sinful and suffering will go to hell for eternity, but it is his free choice in taking a secular state ... for the moment ...
The beauty of it all and that these proposals are made by "our" politicians, but even worse, as reported by "our" media as if they were a normal thing to be evaluated as a serious chance of solving problems. Last but not least the fantastic note that made the Osservatore Romano, the Vatican newspaper, that would be violated the spirit because "it was felt that the only form of prevention was the interruption of pregnancy contraception" ... I would then say: You had to tell him that could also not have sex for not having children! But what would it be? Advice? O divine illumination that fall from above?
That is, turn to say is that this limited efforts to find a solution to a serious problem as an unwanted pregnancy? I have to take them seriously? No, because I do not know if the directors of SMC spa have been noticed, but there's a lot of people who believe that they devote their time to study and contemplation of the divine plan and therefore are very intelligent and wise. There's even someone who bases his life choices about what they say, now that would then begin to live up to these expectations and begin to take seriously the problems of mankind, rather than cling to a cultural ideal inherited from the Middle Ages ... Or they could tell everyone that they're just kidding, at least you put your heart at peace ... instead of thinking about how it is possible that people who have studied for thirty years created the divine and the human could have derived from that the only solution that we had learned in Biology 5 minutes ... But maybe it is not an examination subject in the Vatican ...
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