Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Colorfulbeadedbracelets

This then ...

Well, since these days I do not think I'll have time to write to you, I will take this madness by Christmas and I'll write in my LiveJournal letter to Santa Claus ... We hope for good ...

Dear Santa ...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy! In April

[info] rotellaro and I robbed a bank (-50 points) . Last Thursday I punched [info] bupo in the arm (-10 points) . In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points) . Last Saturday I put money in [info] ilenya 's expired parking meter (14 points) . Last week I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points) .

Overall, I've been nice (648 points) . For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball !

Sincerely,
kaze_no_soldier

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Oh! Devo dire... Mi dispiace per [info] bupo che certainly did not deserve it ... I'm pretty embarrassed by this rivelazzione that this "automatic writer," I am on the elevator, but ... it seems that the pay parking [info] ilenya I apologized for what has largely ... Above all, it seems that Canada has sparkled as a dictator ... I'll have to visit this place to see the wonders that I did! Bella
then this sparkling red ball ... Though ... I certainly do not discuss the decisions of Santa Claus, but for the effort "dictatorial" that I could even bother with a little bit more ....

Monday, December 5, 2005

Baby Penis Tip Is Red

spectra of Italy

"A specter is haunting Europe" These ... the fatal words that have scared many people in many other times ... But everything changes and gives way to the relentless passage of time, because today, right here in Italy, the people of pommarola mandolin and can boast of having one of the " more spectral ghosts "from all over Europe, but I say the whole world.
This spectrum, unlike his peers, it is not difficult to spot, he is in fact in the pages of every newspaper and every edition of the news, the only ones who have so far struggled to see it are the judges of the courts in Milan : he is Cesare Previti.
"Why Spectrum?" I ask you "This is not so much wan to exchange it for dead and his eyes possessed a soul in pain than to make it look like a Cerberus, but looks can be deceiving, my friends!
This man, after many vicissitudes, he was again convicted by an Italian court, again because this is already the second instance. He was then convicted again, appealed the decision because he thought there was a misjudgment, and the courts have said "No, no errors, you're guilty as sin."
Poor Caesar, however, has certainly not given up and is certainly not disappeared from the scene to shame, indeed! Certainly up to now you have it known for its judicial reports or, if you are not accustomed to follow what happens in courthouses, maybe you will know for a bill that was named in his honor: the famous "Save Previti. It appears that Cesare Previti was in need of your help and I've always been a rebel ignorant and did not know, today I discovered her secret due to TG2. This national magazine, in fact they aired a perfunctory service where, in a hurry and strictly for the record, he remembered that Cesare Previti, Berlusconi's lawyers today Ex-deputy strong Italian and always alongside his close friend peeled , has for years regularly bribed judges in Rome by pouring money into their accounts he came through Fininvest (obviously owned by a friend of his small stature), in practice it is now clear that Berlusconi's Fininvest paid Previti, which in turn used that money to bribe the judges of Rome (who were themselves prisoners) ... But this was not really a true novelty: the novelty was that for the first time hearing this news to TG2 usually wriggling these details carefully, the real news was, however, just around the corner! In fact, immediately after the TG2 broadcasts a repair service where the reporter has performed in the typical art in which are masters of the press today (called "Turn over the pancake") and begins to say that in reality the sentence is uncertain (but how? condemn him, he will appeal, confirm all the pain and still say that the sentence is uncertain? Mah!), which is an alleged offender (No, he is guilty, sentenced him twice ) that in fact there are many obscure points in the story (because who knows when the judges have confirmed the punishment rather than acquit for lack of evidence) and the main text is absolutely unreliable. Even this is something quite new: it is a lot of time that information about the processes raises shields the premier and his friends ... But this time I can finally listen to the Mouth of Truth! The service does in fact Tg2 space at the same lawyer Cesare Previti I finally reveals the truth about him and about this process: "I'm not surprised at this ruling unfair and unfounded: they are ten years that I am persecuted" ... You understand? Ten Years of persecution! Here's how things went! Cruelty lasted a decade! On hearing these things I clearly understood to be unaware of the truth behind the story ... No, indeed, there is something that the lawyer Cesare Previti was held for himself, perhaps out of modesty, would not even refer to any its stifling media presence. Who in fact is Cesare Previti? I know him as the lawyer who has always tried to evade prosecution by a thousand subterfuges, who pulled up to the last because his friend peeled the "rescued" by a law made for him (Even the TV news called "Save Previti-") and that, to justify the presence of that money on his behalf testified THE COURTS (mind you, just in the classroom, in front of the court): "No, Your Honor, that money was not to bribe the judges, I was just defraud the FISCO (! !) in short, a lawyer from the brilliant defensive strategy and a deep sense of justice ...
But now I have to think again: there must be more! Why? Why is a persecuted ... It 'just like a ghost from identity forgotten in all the media hype that surrounded him, none of the "friends of his (bald)" who run newspapers, magazines and television news has done his duty to the end and explain explain why this ... ... Because that is so brutally persecuted Cesare Previti ... Because it is, we eventually discovered by his ghostly voice that never allows us to put in doubt ... but the anxiety remains for this dismal shroud covering obviously heroic ... After all, we think a little 'to the persecuted: Giordano Bruno was persecuted! He died at the stake because haunted by an obscurantist church who wanted to silence him for his theories of "heretical". Galileo was persecuted! Also from the same church because he said that the earth revolved around the sun and not vice versa ... He had to recant the work of a life (and was also right about the scientific basis) to save his life. Gramsci, they were persecuted or Matteotti ... Perhaps more than the first of the second, since the latter have directly killed even before beginning the persecution ... I mean, all members of a thought in contrast, some brave and revolutionary who have faced the worst despite adversity of their own arguments and they can "gift" to the other members humanity trying to "liberate" a tyrannical yoke of power ... And
Cesare Previti? See how much spectrum and it is forgotten? Even his closest friends nod when he reveals no memory of being persecuted for what ... What the hell has this man done to deserve this? As a minority in defending? On what moral principles he fought contemptuous of danger (other than tax avoidance)? In short, what kind did Cesare Previti to be persecuted? And close friend of the most powerful politician ed'imprenditoria of our country, knows handfuls and handfuls of people in high places Who's the idiot who got the head of harassing a person like that? Or rather, due to star as a heroic championing this spectrum to force some idiot to haunt him? One can say that they use to attack Berlusconi, because he is a friend of his ... But this is not even science fiction, is the famous Fantacazzata! Sacco and Vanzetti were scapegoats and power if he had chosen on purpose because they were nobodies, the "beggars" (according to them) that could not defend themselves ... but then was "The Power" who had targeted! Here in Italy the great friend of this spectrum holds the parliament, newspapers, television, insurance and even football teams that have nothing to do nothing and is a friend of the leading captains of industry: he was in power. How do you then to persecute a person without checking the media, is a question even more intriguing ...
Regarding the attack on Berlusconi to cross, this is worse than before, as a joke: did this injustice to Socrates ... That was certainly a different caliber ... But without talking about this (but I want to remember that Socrates was never removed from its processes and never has been passing laws to save him), Socrates was not a political philosopher who was only a knew how to communicate wisdom. He had endless ranks of parliamentarians at his feet, he had no car gold to be distributed to the right and left, did not newspapers or magazines ... it was just a man (some wealthy) whose only interest was to understand what is right ... And before you kill him, his opponents made a friend of his exile on false charges ... If Socrates had an ounce of institutional power, financial and political Berlusconi, no one would dare, better, nobody would be so idiot to try to put him on the ropes with false accusations, nor to blame a friend "brotherly" ... At the bottom of the profile Berlusconi and Previti is more like that of the accusers of Socrates that Socrates himself from that world ... and the world are persecuted men and women who are easy targets for financial or media power ... that is, those who have no way to respond to the accusations spread through the press or do not have the money to fight the avalanche of cases that billionaire's raining on me ... You can not be "easy targets" of the judiciary ... A Unless you have a way to prove their innocence ... Maybe because it was guilty.
Therefore, there remains the question: Who is Cesare Previti? Why have forced this spectral Limbo is where we all denied knowing the noble deeds that led a bunch of crazy foolish to challenge the most powerful man in Italy just to see him in jail? Let us know! Lift the shroud from the sad life of this unknown hero! Tell us about the epic exploits of the man who ... "He did not corrupt judges: he was just defrauding the Inland Revenue!"

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Nitrous Oxide Whippets

Cel'hodurismo

Ok, before starting to kill me with laughter, a premise I am not a professional politician, and therefore fasting complex mechanisms that regulate the administration and municipal councils and regional parties as well, not completely empty stomach, though. I mean, I know enough to understand that the agenda of any political party or assembly may not always be the very first and only problem: there are also a lot of ancillary issues that are worth addressing and consider. This is understandable and acceptable ... but here we are at the threshold of fantacazzata
... I do not know where you're reading this, but here, in Milan, we are bordering on cabaret ... An assessor (ie, Tiziana Maiolo, of the Center Right) had a brilliant idea on how to spend money taxpayers: give the elderly free viagra
... Now, even said that this proposal has served to make me roll on the ground almost suffocating from too much laughing, I'm afraid that here you are wasting your time as well as public money. To be exact € 500,000 of public money ... I do not know if that's right: half a million euro which should be allocated to provide the drug to the political price for the elderly ...
First, we think that a billion lire, even if they are not that great figure in terms of public administration, are always money that could be spent in many ways, but especially the elderly ... Viagra to improve their social status? But how do you mean? "These old people seem a bit 'down the tone! Let them match a bit 'and see if they repeat a bit' color! "
Bwahahahahahahaha !..... Sigh ....
But here I am reminded of the legendary Knights of the Golden Uallera "starring Guzzanti in its program" The Case Scafroglia, "he said," I laugh ... but it's Riso Amaro "
Amaro ... The very first thing I thought is "But you can be reached at this point?" And to think that the Corriere della Sera reported that the Catholics were to make an outcry ... But this is not about being conservative or morality is not a question of good or bad behavior. This is a matter of policy expertise ... The proposal is not objectionable or inappropriate because it puts in place a problem "scandalous" and that should be cloaked in "shame" ... The proposal is simply "ridiculous." Because it corresponds perfectly to the 'Absurd' to which the ridiculous is designed to elicit laughter. Here we talk about solving a problem: the problem is clearly related to the frequency or duration of sexual intercourse of older people. Then one says, "Well, Buy Viagra," but the wise councilor Maiolo argues: "No, we're talking about elderly poor who can not afford it!" You see, there is only sbellicarsi laughing in the face of someone who individual fails to respond "I'm sorry, but we're talking about someone who is so poor they can not afford Viagra to solve the problem of the couple's relationship and you which of the priority issues? Not the fact that he is poor, but the fact that it is not enough "active"? ". It will be true that Viagra costs so much, I do not have their own idea, but even if it was, and so this problem affects not only the poor but also the income brackets "medium low", the problem does not change in perspective: at what threshold of welfare, ie there are no problems, a family must have come to believe the lack of Viagra a major problem, that is more pressing than any other? I believe the answer can not be that "High". But it is then logical to think that a family has a similar welfare did not really need that someone else pay him Viagra?
But here we are at the disconnection of reality! To not understand in what sequence or importance are presented the priorities people (in this case, the elderly)! Like if you live in an alternate world: the jokes, just to ... Or ... Maybe Bossi Councillor Maiolo has thought of this investment inspired by the words of the leader of the league, saying that the Po "We have the hard" ... With a quick glance should have noticed that there is a bit 'too' mollume "in the" land of the Celts "and, rather than refute the much sbadierata Celtic prowess, decided to finance it publicly ... well, who knows ... maybe soon" bringing this hard "will be required by law ... The
" Cel'hodurismo "a affair of state ...
Bwahahahahahahahaha!